- I'm a doctor.
- I invented an artificial heart.
- I take Lipitor.
- I feel great.
- You should take Lipitor.
- You'll feel great.
- You'll be a doctor.
- You'll invent an artificial heart.
Okay, maybe not that last one.
It turns out that some other people think the Jarvik Lipitor relationship is fishy. There's a big splash in the NYTimes today about how Jarvik misrepresents his physical activity level in the commercial where he is rowing in a scull across Washington State's Lake Crescent.
Someone did dome pretty good digging on this one.