Me: "Would you prefer me to listen to your heart with or without my batman mask?"or,
Kid: "With it, please." (Said in all seriousness)
Me: "What color is your pee?"It's hard to believe that my 6 week rotation is over. I take my pediatrics final tomorrow. Then I am off to Anacortes, WA to study family medicine. Hopefully the families there have kids.
Me: "When is it green?"
Kid: "At school."
Me: "When you go to the bathroom at school, is the water in the toilet blue before you use it?"